I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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