they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize