I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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