Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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