I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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