This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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