she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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