You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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