So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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