Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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