Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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