so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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