he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
