Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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