We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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