he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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