Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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