Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize