Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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