My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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