You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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