Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
do herpes really smell.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
