I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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