Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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