so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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