Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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