I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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