He asked to "fluff my boner.."
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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