It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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