I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
