Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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