Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
North Korea, Best Korea!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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