I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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