so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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