For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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