You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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