i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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