How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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