I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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