butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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