porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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