Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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