I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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