I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
