Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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