Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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