Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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