You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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