I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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