imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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