Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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