He is an equal opportunity slut.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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