i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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