Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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