Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
